YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? David Thomas Rosenberg
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? I have no idea
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? no
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Graham?
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? they don't
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name? no
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no
(8) Do you think God has a gender? no
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? religion is based on blind faith, science is based on fact. you figure it out.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? i suppose
(11) Where do we go when we die? oblivion, we forget we existed, and no longer think
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? what else would i do in my free time.
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? somewhat
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Josh or Dillon
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? definitely
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? sometimes
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? flibbertigibbet
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? I have no idea
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? you don't know about that!
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? i hate the messages in most of modern pop culture, but the tunes/beats can be amusing every now and then
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? American Pie is a schmorgasbord of symbolism
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? a sad amount of hebrew
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? American Pie
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? "Tell her about it" by Billy Joel
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? "lean on me"
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? i am pretty shallow when it comes to movies
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? usually
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? yoda is the ghetto-est
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? whatever "donald duck in math magic land" falls under
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? "spirited away"
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? who cares about health?
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? bleu
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? I'm more sophisticated than most people take me for
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? I already know what goes into it...
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? no, eating other living things is the natural procession of life.
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? /\/\@- 1337 ${!11$ 2 700 /\/\J[- =0 j00. PC
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? don't have enough time to care
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?for people i dont know well enough to call
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? yeah, it seems almost more casual
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? rarely
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? thier tendancy to be more socially nurturing and kind
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? girls have cooties!
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? why they would ever where skirts and what exactly they love about Johnny Depp.
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? nah
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? I'd like Mel Gibson to sign my entire front yard in big red letters. WITH HIS BLOOD!
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? no
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in person and in character)? Matt Damon, he's brihgt and he does the whole screwed up life thing well.
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? no
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Keanu Reaves to see if there's anything in there
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? who?
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? no, i mentally note the relevence though
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? no
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? yep, 1
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? nope
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? yep
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? nope
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? you mean like the number of questions on this poll?
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? that's one of the things i think about when I'm bored. You could call me a masochist.
(60) What do you think of pi? it ends eventually
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? not really
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? flattered, I'd probably quickly develop affection for this person, even though I had no previous interest in them.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? yeah, that was one of my problems
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? Yes. I even tried once. Unfortunately I'm not the sharpest tool crayon in the box when it comes to social activity
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? it wouldn't really matter in my case
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? pointless
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? I wouldn't say that
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? about as attractive as people of the same sex find me (ruling out desperate homosexuals)
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? dear god yes, I would give anything for an emotional commitment I knew would last.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? no, only because you found need to ask this question
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? no idea
(73) How badly do you want it? where's question 72?
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? most of it
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? ha, ha, ha, oh wait... NOT FUNNY!
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? Bah hunbug!
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?about 10
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? i was a ketchup bottle once i think, or an M & M
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? homeless guy
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? Yom Kippur, if it hadn't retained it's original meaning it might be fun
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? Bakyardistan Liberation Day
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? depends on my mood
(83) How good is your long-term memory? pretty good
(84) What is your earliest memory? waking up when i was three andd going downstairs
(85) What is your happiest memory? probably one of my many trips to Disney World or drama club
(86) What is your strangest memory? i don't remember
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? Lord of the rings trilogy for length (along with combat choreography)
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? I don't cry
(89) What book makes/made you cry? do i have to repeat myself?
(90) What song makes/made you cry? must I reiterate?
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? sometimes my friends can be funny
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? that would be cool
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? yes, so i could know that i lived the longest possible amount of time
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? thunder bolts of lightning very very frightning!
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? no, i was even more bored than I am now
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? i've seen most of them beofre
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? Not really, gave me a way to waste 20 minutes
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? are you smarter than a cantelope?
(99) How would you have answered it? not the evil genius cantelopes of Omicron-Persei 8
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? Which ones, some people I'm not comfortable telling them i love them.
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? that i have both the worst and best life ever