stolen from "the dreaded snark returns"

What time are you starting this? 9:04
Name? Dave
Nicknames? asshole, jerk, jew, "that arrogant SOB" et cetera
Date of birth? 9-15-89
Sex? male
Height? 5'8
Eye color? brown
Where were you born? connecticut
Number of candles on your last birthday cake? 16
Pets? a dog (and an ostrich)
Hair color? brown
Piercings? none
Town you live in? Glastonbury
Favorite foods? pizza
Ever been to Africa? no
Been toilet papering? no
Love someone so much it made you cry? no, i don't cry
Been in a car accident? nope
Croutons or bacon bits? bacon bits
Favorite day of the week? saturday
Favorite resturant? pizzaria uno
Favorite flower? lilac
Favorite sport to watch? fencing
Favorite drink? 200 proof vodka
Favorite ice cream flavor? cookie dough
Warner Bros. or Disney? Disney
Favorite fast food restuarant? Burger King
Carpet color in your bedroom? red
How many times did you fail your driver's test? never taken
Whom did you get your last email from? FBI for identity theft. oops.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Amazon.com
What do you do most often when you are bored? sleep
Most annoying thing to say to me? "I'm smarter than you" i don't care if it's true
Bedtime? technically 10, but only if my dad realizes I'm still on the computer at that time
Favorite TV show? simpsons
Last person you went out to dinner with?: i forgot
Been out of country? no
Believe in magick? no
Ford or Chevy? ford
What are you listening to right now? the sound of my heart beating
Have you ever failed a grade? sort of
If you have, what grade did you fail? all of them at one point or another
Do you have a crush on someone? yeah, sort fo
Do you have a bf/gf? she's imaginary, alrgiht?
If so, what is their name? Aphrodite
How long have you been together? since the beginning of time
What are you wearing right now? pj's and a hoodie
Would you have sex before marriage? no
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers? no
Are you a virgin? yes
Do you smoke? no
Do you drink? soda, milk, orange juice...
Are you ghetto? you know it
Are you a player? no
What are your favorite colors? blue and silver
What is your favorite animal? marmosets
Do you have any birthmarks? no
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked? not officially
Who do you talk to most on the phone? my sisters
Have you ever been slapped? yes
Do you get online a lot? there's an offline?
Are you shy or outgoing? depends who im around
Do you shower? yes
Do you hate school?the part of it that's in the AM
Do you have a social life? not really
How easily do you trust people? not very
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing? yes
Would you ever sky dive? i might, sounds like fun but i might not have the guts
Do you like to dance? i might if i knew how
Have you ever been out of state? yes
Do you like to travel? yeah
Have you ever been expelled from school? no
Have you ever been suspended from school? no
Do you want to get out of your hometown? hoepfully eventually
Are you spoiled? sort of
Are you a brat? sometimes
Have you ever been dumped? i should be so lucky
Have you ever gotten high? no
Do you like snapple? never had it
Do you drink a lot of water? depends on the season
What toothpaste do you use? crest something or other
Do you have a cell phone?I did, but i never used it
Do you have a curfew? not that i know of
Who do you look up to? sarah (my sister)
Are you a role model?i try, but fail
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point? six flags, but i've never heard of cedar point
What name brand do you wear the most? what are these things you call brand names?
What kind of jewelry do you wear? you know me, with all mah bling-bling
What do you want pierced? your throat
Do you like takin pictures? to use as blackmail
Do you like gettin your picture taken? im impartial
Do you have a tan? no
Do you get annoyed easily? sometimes
Have you ever started a rumor? i think so
Do you have your own phone or phone line? no
Do you have your own pool? no
Do you prefer boxers or briefs? boxers
Do you have any siblings? 2 sisters and 1 brother in law
Have you ever been played? kinda tough
Have you ever played anyone? to reiterate...
Do you get along with your parents? it'll be a cold day in hell
How do you vent your anger? keeping it bottled inside, letting it eat away at me
Have you ever ran away? no
Have you ever been fired from a job? no
Do you even have a job? "student aide" 6th grade hebrew school
Do you daydream a lot? yes
Do you have a lot of ex's? i wish
Do you run your mouth? do you think i run my mouth? you wanna make something of it? huh? punk?
What do you want a tattoo of? something completelye invisible or skin colored
What do you have a tattoo of? nothing
What does your ex bf/gf look like? funny
What does your most recent crush look like? like a person (would be odd if she didn't)
Whats her/his name? those of you i want to know already know
Have you ever been bitched out? not sure what that means
Are you rude? depends on my mood
What was the last compliment you recieved? i forget
Do you like getting dirty? i dont have the cleanest of minds...
Are you flexiable? no, im not flexible either
What is your heritage? jewish/german/english/lithuanian and other stuff
What is your lucky number? 666
What does your hair look like right now? brown and shaggy
Could you ever be a vegetarian? i suppose
Describe your looks? shaggy brown hair, brown eyes, mostly unremarkable
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color? brown
Would you ever date someone younger than you? yes
Would you ever date someone older than you? yes
When was the last time you were drunk? does right now count... hic...
How many rings until you answer the phone? 2
Have you ever been skinny dipping? n0
If yes, when was the last time?
When was the last time you went on a date? this is a great self-esteem booster
Do you look more like your mother or father? i dont know
Do you cry a lot? i wish (seriously)
Do you ever cry to get your way? no
What phrase do you use most when on the phone? i have no idea
Are you the romantic type? considering my record that would be impossible, no?
Have you ever been chased by cops? nope
What do you like most about your body? nothing imparticular
What do you like least about your body? nothing imparticular
When did you have your first crush? 4th or 5th grade
When was the last time you threw up? 2 weeks, 1 day, and aboutan hour and a half
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes? i really could care less about looks
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly? no
What about cleavage? can guys do that?
Is your best friend a virgin? yeah, id bet my life on it
Have you ever fucked someone up? don't think so
Have you ever been fucked up? don't think so
What theme does your room have? nuclear hazard zone
What size shoe do you wear? 8-9
What is your screen name on AIM? eternalgod151
How are you feeling right now? tired
When was the last time you were at a party? i forget
Have you ever given a lapdance? no
Have you ever recieved one? not that i recall
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you? yeah
What is one of your bad qualilties? arrogance
What is one of your good qualilties? my kindness
Would you marry for money? probably not, but my morals can be baught at some price
What do you drive? my imaginary ferrari. want a ride?
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child? no
So? you know it
Well? AHHHHHHHH! the voices!
When was the last time you cried in school? 5th grade probably
Would you ever hook up with the same sex? not for any reasonable price
What kind of music do you like? anything
Would you ever bungee jump? possibly
What is your worst fear? loneliness
Would you ever join the army? yes, but not as a combatant
Do you like cows? they taste good
If you were to die today, what would you do? give everyone my honest opinion about them
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it be? rosebud
Do you like to party? nerd part-ay!
Hearts or broken hearts? broken, i think
Moons or stars? throwing stars
Coke or pepsi? pepsi
Favorite scent? wet dog
Favorite band? no idea
Would you ever dye your hair red? i suppose
How many languages can you speak? fluently, one
What time are you finishing this? 9:24